Spiteful Brewing Selfies Are For…

Don't fight it, Spite It! We see you on the Internet, pixelated and hungry for attention. You just posted a selfie, and can't wait for the validation. "Beautiful." "HOTT." "SEXY." But not this time. This selfie is going to cost you a punch in the nuts and a loss of self-worth. We discovered that our honey IPA is a natural duck face repellent. Citric and dry, with a delightful addition of honey. Redeem yourself, wiener. Following our four easy steps in the only known cure for the selfie pandemic.