Bone Up Key Lime White

Inspired by (but not too closely imitating) the scientifically-proven best dessert in the world,* Key Lime White is tart enough to be refreshing (but not enough to get all puckery) with a smidge of creamy sweetness and - if you really look for it - undertones of crackery pie crust, all while managing to still Taste Like Beer. It's great on the beach, and even better after you finish shoveling out your parking spot, so if you ain't had it yet you should probably see what all the fuss is about!